Friday, May 09, 2008

Platypus Studies

Hi. I read the newspaper this afternoon. I liked this article. I like articles about Platypuses. If went to school, I'd major in Platypus studies. I learned a lot about myself from this article.
  • I am only 82% mammal. I don't know what the other 18% is. Maybe reptile. I like the Gecko who sells insurance. He seems nice.

  • I have a strong sense of smell. I knew that already. Our whole house smells of diapers. Always. We live in a stinky house.

  • I can detect electric fields with my bill. I'm not quite sure what that means, but it sounds neat. Are electric fields where they grow light bulbs?

  • I make venom. That makes me dangerous. Maybe this is why women like me. Buffy says I need a leather jacket to complete the look.

  • I don't have nipples. Teddy bears don't pay much attention to anatomy. But this fact might be useful some day. Maybe someone will need a nipple transplant. I won't be able to help, so I shouldn't volunteer.

  • People thought platypuses were a joke at first. But they were wrong.

I am not a joke. I am a platypus. I am a dangerous, electric field sensing, leather jacket wearing, nipple-less heart throb.


Blogger 饭团儿 said...

I really miss your flickr photos and teddy bear story. They are so interesting:D

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