Kidnapping Gumby

Um ... hello! Um ... weird ... um ... weird things are happening around the house. Um ... I don't really know how to describe it. That's the problem with havin' stuffin' for brains. Um ... um ... I don't know how to summarize the events. Um ... maybe this picture will help.



We kidnapped Gumby! Yeah, yeah. I'm not quite sure how it happened, but Gumby was hogtied, placed in a big plastic bag, and now sitting on the floor. Um ... it is novel. We've never had an 80s icon hogtied in our house before. Um ... we're not really sure what to do with him now. How does one dispose of a claymation star?