The Bank of Bear is Sound

Dear ladies and gentleman, I would like to assure you all that the Bear Bank remains on firm financial ground. While there has been slightly more rumpus in our rumpus room of late, the disorderly behavior of a few ruffians has in no way compromised the bank reserves. Our assets are liquid and I have every confidence that each and every asset holder could be paid in full should he or she wish to withdraw funds. Please do not misconstrue the lamentations of Professor Pudgie as a comment on the soundness of our assets.

I thank you for your attention, and wish you a good day.

Sincerely,

Sir Gladtsone, esquire